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University Girl Gets Cucumber Broken In Her Private Part While Masturbating…Bleeds Profusely

CUCUMBER GIRL-468x387On Sunday 28 June, an unidentified female student of the University of Nigeria, Nsukka was reportedly masturbating with a piece of cucumber, when it got stuck in her vagina and broke inside as she struggled to pull it out.

The girl who was later rushed to the University of Nigeria Medical Centre  confessed that her roommates were not in at the time the incident happened. She had decided to take advantage of her being alone to have “a quickie” with the green veggie but it all ended in a disaster that left and her bleeding profusely from her private part.

A student source who claims she was friends with Masturbating Girl spoke under the condition of anonymity saying her friends was asked by doctors to provide her parents contact before she could be operated on but she refused and ran away.

Masturbating Girl is said to still be at large.

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My Thoughts (Deevanalysis)

Girl decides to masturbate on a Sunday while her roommates were probably in church worshipping God? Hmmm. *Not judging*

If you ask me this story sounds so cray that it might not have happened, but sources swear it did happen. I’m no medical doctor but I don’t get how a broken cucumber in the VJJ makes one to ‘bleed profusely.’black-woman-eating-salad-22671024Just in case we forgot what cucumbers are meant for. You cut it up, make it into a nice salad and eat it up. Or you eat it raw.

 

Woman with a slice of cucumber in her eye - isolated over a white background

You cut it up and place two slices over your eyes as a beauty treatment.

One word of advise, veggies and fruits are not sex toys. Be careful what you stick in there, ladies.

 

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2 comments

  1. Stupid idiot, her mates are eating cucumber, she de use am masturbate. She should be flogged. She no see yam make she for use? Cucumber too small. Idiot! I’m so pained, I wish I could see her physically, Na slap I for take greet am. Ntin mkpo. Mtschew

  2. Just an accident! i think we dont need to judge her that much. she has her lesson already.
    Masturbating is fine, by the way. :)))

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